Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Always Darkest Before The Dawn

First, Sen. Judd Gregg disappoints Mickey by choosing to have a job post-2010 instead of defending the nation from the tyranny of the wicked (card check).

Then, Sen. Kristen Gillibrand disappoints Mickey by choosing to have a chance at winning a statewide election instead of waging war against the forces of evil (education benefits for children of immigrants).

Thus -- stabbed in the back by politicians acting in their obvious self-interest (who could have seen that coming?) and refusing to advance the agenda of some random dude in Southern California waiting for the Know-Nothing Party to return and merge with the Pinkertons -- a disillusioned Mickey opens his web browser and wearily scans the news ...


Smile, Mickey! The day is yours!

Yikes ... on second thought ...